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Series: Armageddon
Volume: 3
Genre: Fantasy
ISBN: 0747511659
Pages: 262 pages
Publisher: Bloomsbury
Reader Rating: 7 out of 10
Votes: 1
The Suburban Book Of The Dead by Robert RankinDescription: And when the ark was finished Noah said unto Elvis, "What do you reckon?"
And Elvis checked out his own cabin and shook his head saying "pokey".
And so did they knock several walls through and install a jaccuzzi.
And when it was all done Noah scratched his beard and said, "We don't have room for all the animals now."
And Elvis perused the livestock list and in his wisdom said, "Lose the dinosaurs."
Also in this series are Armageddon: The Musical, They Came And Ate Us
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