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The Carnivorous Carnival (A Series of Unfortunate Events)
Series: A Series of Unfortunate Events
Volume: 9
Genre: Fantasy
ISBN: 0064410129
Pages: 286 pages
Publisher: Harper Collins
Price: 16.95
Reader Rating: 9 out of 10
Votes: 9
The Carnivorous Carnival by Lemony Snicket

Description: Dear Reader,
The word "carnivorous," which appears in the title of the book, means "meat-eating," and once you have read such a bloodthirsty word, there is no reason to read any further. This carnivorous volume contains such a distressing story that consuming any of its contents would be far more stomach-turning than even the most imbalanced meal.
To avoid causing discomfort, it would be best if I didn't mention any of the unnerving ingredients of this story, particularly a confusing map, an ambidextrous person, an unruly crowd, a wooden plank, and Chabo the Wolf Baby.
Sadly for me, my time is filled with researching and recording the displeasing and disenchanting lives of the Baudelaire orphans. But your time might be better filled with something more platable, such as eating your vegetables, or feeding them to someone else.
With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket

Also in this series are The Beatrice Letters, The Bad Beginning, The Reptile Room, The Wide Window, The Miserable Mill, The Austere Academy, The Ersatz Elevator, The Vile Village, The Hostile Hospital, The Slippery Slope, The Grim Grotto, The Penultimate Peril, The End Return to the Lemony Snicket page.

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